best idea everPosted: January 17, 2011
After watching the Golden Globes last night, I have come to the conclusion that the world is ready for me to unleash my ideas in the form of a dramedy. I cannot do this alone, though. I have hatched a most brilliant plan that will change the lives of many forever.
Step 1: Record the details of my career on a daily basis. There is nothing more dramatic or more hilarious than teaching high school.
Step 2: Begin a letter-writing campaign to Tina Fey. She is the only one I trust to take charge of turning my life and profession into a weekly television show.
Step 3: Invite Tina Fey to visit my classroom for at least one school day, to observe the characters in their natural habitat. Lots of good material here.
Step 4: Accept Tina Fey’s offer to fly me to New York, purchase the rights to my idea and story for an undisclosed amount of money, and hire me as a production consultant.